I thought it was paradise. . . Then around Sunday I started seeing bumps on my face, I continually told Brad.. "Look at the bumps! Do you see them?" He said, " I can hardly tell, don't worry, you are beautiful." Typical answer.
Then they were spreading...these bumps. Brad kept saying I looked fine...
I said to him about on Tuesday, "I don't care how I look!!! I just want you to acknowledge that they exist!"
Viewer Discretion advised...due to Brittany half dressed and some disgustingness ahead.
The bumps...those bumps...they own me now.
Brad just kept down playing it, in order to keep me confident.
Now I am more than confident with myself.
I currently am sporting the rash as if it is the new scarf, or the new boots.
Can you guess what part of my body this is??
It doesn't really matter, since every body part looks like this.
The rash is just doing great residing from head to toe.
I don't even know what smooth skin looks like anymore, or feels like.
I have gone through 3 bottles of Cortizone, one pack of Benadryl and lots of Epsom salt baths.
And I have family pictures to look forward to after Thanksgiving, not only will I be bloated, but covered in a million small pox. Good thing we are wearing black and I am wearing a high necked white button up...
Now its off to Standrod for Thanksgiving...stay tuned for that wonderful disaster of food, children, and spreading of diseases.
(you know because people are sick...duh)